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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/0fweva37  ·  submitted 2010

The truth never lies with the "blind", and even though we may need eyes to see without reason nothing can be perceived.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/3uczfluo  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Patience is sitting through an entire floppy show wearing a benign smile.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/vu3fcabo  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Insure life. Death is already insured.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/njv4qzsl  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

When an information is in formation, wait.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/mfymr6iq  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Earn money, pay tax. Earn more money, pay more tax. Earn.... Pay.... Vanish. Finish.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/fjzpwrgx  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

A person who doesn't drink doesn't know what he is not doing.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Food and Drink

tiny.ag/zm4m8gcq  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Children should stay children. Pity that they grow up and develop attitudes.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/e6tkrj1y  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

I have nothing in my vanity except some cleaning materials.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/06ggrlv2  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

tiny.ag/ilmkcvyw  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Stars donot twinkle to a myopic eye.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/myowzned  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Middle age is the age that levitates between two equal and opposite forces; namely, the youngman's urge to grow older and the oldman's wish to feel younger.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/npjkxxum  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Anything, however insignificant, that may be lacking in the friendship between your friend and you makes a staple food for your enemy.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/91klrvrk  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

A woman was in love with me since I was very young. She happened to be married to my father.

Dipak Sen Gupta

tiny.ag/uhbvrkiy  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

tiny.ag/nuqlajcv  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

The transformation from being knowledgeably ignorant to being ignorantly knowledgeable may not happen within a lifetime.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/do397hpx  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Enmity and envy are conjoined twins.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/0pklrqjf  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

The institution that has only two students and no faculty is called the institution of marriage.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/iqn1rnkj  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Honesty is the best fallacy.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/vjltc8mg  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

I always thought I had nothing when I actually had enough. Now I do have nothing and actually enough of it.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/miexa6vc  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

All friends were strangers once.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Men and Women

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