Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
2521–2540 (5261)
tiny.ag/0fweva37 · submitted 2010
The truth never lies with the "blind", and even though we may need eyes to see without reason nothing can be perceived.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/3uczfluo · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Patience is sitting through an entire floppy show wearing a benign smile.
tiny.ag/vu3fcabo · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Insure life. Death is already insured.
tiny.ag/njv4qzsl · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
When an information is in formation, wait.
tiny.ag/mfymr6iq · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Earn money, pay tax. Earn more money, pay more tax. Earn.... Pay.... Vanish. Finish.
tiny.ag/fjzpwrgx · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
A person who doesn't drink doesn't know what he is not doing.
tiny.ag/zm4m8gcq · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Children should stay children. Pity that they grow up and develop attitudes.
tiny.ag/e6tkrj1y · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
I have nothing in my vanity except some cleaning materials.
tiny.ag/06ggrlv2 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Happiness happens.
tiny.ag/ilmkcvyw · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Stars donot twinkle to a myopic eye.
tiny.ag/myowzned · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Middle age is the age that levitates between two equal and opposite forces; namely, the youngman's urge to grow older and the oldman's wish to feel younger.
tiny.ag/npjkxxum · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Anything, however insignificant, that may be lacking in the friendship between your friend and you makes a staple food for your enemy.
tiny.ag/91klrvrk · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
A woman was in love with me since I was very young. She happened to be married to my father.
tiny.ag/uhbvrkiy · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Last laugh lasts.
tiny.ag/nuqlajcv · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
The transformation from being knowledgeably ignorant to being ignorantly knowledgeable may not happen within a lifetime.
tiny.ag/do397hpx · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Enmity and envy are conjoined twins.
tiny.ag/0pklrqjf · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
The institution that has only two students and no faculty is called the institution of marriage.
tiny.ag/iqn1rnkj · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Honesty is the best fallacy.
tiny.ag/vjltc8mg · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
I always thought I had nothing when I actually had enough. Now I do have nothing and actually enough of it.
tiny.ag/miexa6vc · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
All friends were strangers once.
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