Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/ywbbasrf · submitted 2010 by nothingprofound
Lies have always been easier to invent than reality.
Marty Rubin, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/n8fpemdz · submitted 2010
"Congress is so strange.
A man gets up to speak and says nothing.
Nobody listens, then everybody disagrees."
tiny.ag/wpnnbyhr · submitted 2010 by AmusedMuse
I would've loved to... but I couldn't be bothered.
tiny.ag/61r4zibj · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Of all appetizers, the most effective yet inexpensive are kisses. Each one serves two
tiny.ag/elmsofw1 · submitted 2010
You can lead a horse to water. But he won't drink it unless he thinks he led you to it.
Jeffrey Feldman, i made it up
tiny.ag/uzrpxer9 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
I have a huge library that boasts of a large collection of the classics. I spend hours there everyday dusting and cleaning the shelves.
Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/32vyln1q · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Darling, you are at your sexiest when you are dressed up like a Bedouin!
tiny.ag/qpn7img8 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
No eraser can erase a mistake committed orally.
tiny.ag/vmcjmukt · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Men and women shall never be equal. If ever they be, there would be no men or women.
tiny.ag/cjblaajl · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
One pre-requisite for caring for others is to care for oneself. A sick doctor cannot take care of his patients.
tiny.ag/pcqc6nvw · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Poor learners generally fit into two broad categories: those who look but don't see and those who hear but don't listen.
tiny.ag/qalweigk · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Ridding the society of all its vices is the only way to make virtues meaningless.
tiny.ag/avho0q8u · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Fools and skunks donot have to introduce themselves.
tiny.ag/rfis8usp · submitted 2010 by kistenmaker
People stop being children when they start laughing at their own ignorance.
tiny.ag/zseg7vdq · submitted 2010 by kistenmaker
People stop being children when they start laughing at their own ignorance.
tiny.ag/gbztgj5k · submitted 2010 by G.Smith
Charity is an excellent quality, but it should be regulated. When people are given too much, sloth and pride are sure to follow.
tiny.ag/cjbvmh3r · submitted 2010 by G.Smith
Charity is an excellent quality, but it should be regulated. When people are given too much, sloth and pride are sure to follow.
tiny.ag/ahc0x2ek · submitted 2010 by G.Smith
Charity is an excellent quality, but it should be regulated. When people are given too much, sloth and pride are sure to follow.
tiny.ag/bj8xqc9v · submitted 2010 by G.Smith
Charity is an excellent quality, but it should be regulated. When people are given too much, sloth and pride are sure to follow.
tiny.ag/h9rsl84t · submitted 2010 by G.Smith
Oppression is almost always brought on by laziness.
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