Men and Women

52 aphorisms · 11 comments

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tiny.ag/r1iq7coe · submitted 1997

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

tiny.ag/pxnbu4ey · submitted 1997

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

tiny.ag/d6nssfxi · submitted 1997

Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.

tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · submitted 1997

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.

tiny.ag/vfmz7cvr · submitted 1997

If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.

tiny.ag/nxwvhtlg · submitted 1997

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

tiny.ag/xxgha1bk · submitted 1997

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.

tiny.ag/ymbukbew · submitted 1997

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

tiny.ag/tcrvsd4o · submitted 1997

Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.

tiny.ag/n51jrfp4 · submitted 1997

When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.

tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · submitted 1997

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.

tiny.ag/exb7lihg · submitted 1997

I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.

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