Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/vl6dcmr1 · submitted 2002
A man has a burger and you give him one burger more, that's addition.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/2fjzmorh · submitted 2002
Sometimes it's better to break a single large problem into several small problems.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/pycrdnoi · submitted 2002
New people are recruited to replace the old ones.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/cm3jogd7 · submitted 2002
Old objects with low efficiency are always replaced by the new ones.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/54jxl1ys · submitted 2002
Companies that efficiently manage their inventory will flourish in the long run.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/dotqf1sh · submitted 2002
In today's dynamic business environment, certainty is an illusion.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/5q4rlmsn · submitted 2002
Inventories are inevitable for the successful functioning of manufacturing and retailing organizations.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/wte0yfvh · submitted 2002
FIFO is the easiest ordering to handle in mathematical models.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/rfysngbj · submitted 2002
Everything becomes interesting when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing it better.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/umncmpws · submitted 2002
Profit maximization is the single universal objective for most commercial organizations.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/zngbeswr · submitted 2002
Every complex human problem has an easy solution - neat & small, but wrong.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/0dcalhm7 · submitted 2002
Studying all the while without relaxation degrades a person's performance.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/vqrn458k · submitted 2002
Model formulation is partially an art.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/ag9zv6rb · submitted 2002
I have a couple of Aphorisms that we hear in the Marine Corps.
"Praise in public; scold in private."
"Wrap it before you tap it"
"B.O.H.I.C.A= Bend over here it comes again."
Pro-Slack, Olnly in the USMC
tiny.ag/h8pmogce · submitted 2002
If you can't change yourself for me, why would i change myself because of you?
tiny.ag/isl6erja · submitted 2002
There is no point in crying if nobody gives a damn.
tiny.ag/serpoyai · submitted 2002
Not only women can fake orgasms, they can also fake relationships.
tiny.ag/knvj9wkt · submitted 2002
When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training by its owner. When a person acts criminally we look for the explanation in his brain, blood, and urine. When will psychiatrists begin testifying to the incompetence of schizophrenic pit bulls?
tiny.ag/jov0ptmn · submitted 2002
be patient at all times and aggresive at the right time
tiny.ag/z0dxlupu · submitted 2002
The headline reads, "Docs say patients make them prescribe useless antibiotics." This puts a physician in roughly the same predicament as a serial killer. The latter says, "Stop me before I kill again, while the former says, "Stop me before I prescribe again."
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