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For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

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First Law of Bicycling: No matter where you're going, it's uphill and against the wind.

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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

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Familiarity breeds contempt.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Everything you do or say is public relations.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Everyone smiles in the same language.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Every time a baby is born, so is a grandmother.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Don't die until you're dead.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Draft beer, not people.

Unknown, in War and Peace

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

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Don't do whatever you like -- like whatever you do.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Work and Recreation

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

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